
“The man who never alters his opinion is like,
standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind”
standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind”
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2 Feb 2012 | 11:00 pm
Follow my Tweets
24 Nov 2011
Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude.
11 Nov 2011
No, it wasn't my dyslexia... The elephant was unimportant, and therefore it was irrelephant.
29 Sep 2011
Maybe I should spend a year dead for tax reasons?
Could probably be very relaxing too...
Hmmmmmmmm....... :)
28 Sep 2011
What's the difference between Carlos Tévez and a tramp? £150k a week. What's the similarity? They both refuse to get off the bench.
#Tévez
27 Sep 2011
If I knew what it was I'm doing, it would not be called research, would it?
27 Sep 2011
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
26 Sep 2011
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.
25 Sep 2011
Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listen to pop music?
23 Sep 2011
20 years, on the day today!
#Nevermind #Nirvana
23 Sep 2011
Frogs have it easy, they can eat what bugs them...
21 Sep 2011
What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?
15 Sep 2011
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
14 Sep 2011
Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards,
(like mine).
My other friends, of course... Not you! ;)
12 Sep 2011
Hvordan har plommen det i egget, sånn egentlig???
10 Sep 2011
Freaking cold, but freaking awesome yesterday. Paying by catching the flu though...
#Vallhall #GyldneTider #Sparebank1NordNorge
8 Sep 2011
A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion.
“I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge.”
7 Sep 2011
At least I have the modesty to admit that lack of modesty is one of my failings.
4 Sep 2011
I'm so busy doing nothing that I cant do anything else...
But that's the recipe for a perfect weekend.
31 Aug 2011
Home Sweet Home... :)
30 Aug 2011
On my way back to the reality again. :(
But it got some perks... :D
30 Aug 2011
Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
#compromise
29 Aug 2011
Turkish Delight!
Mmmmmmmmmm =) Delightful :)))
26 Aug 2011
With focus, dedication and steroids, men can achieve impossible dreams. Like breaking a world record. Or growing their own breasts.
21 Aug 2011
When the going gets tough, the tough get going.
The smart left a long time ago.
17 Aug 2011
Romservice and watermelon :)

